as i'm sure you all noticed, i put a lot of thought and effort into yesterday's post. and since i'm sure you're all still trying to digest the intellectualism and cerebral riddling, i'll start off today with a snippet of information that proves without a doubt the superiority of new jersey, my home state. i'll post more later today, as i'm building myself a cage for the winter and i'm sure you want to know wtf i mean by that.
sent by my mother
After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York archeologists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.
Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, a California archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story in the LA Times read: "California archaeologists, finding traces of 200 year old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers."
One week later, The Jersey Journal, a local newspaper in New Jersey , reported the following:
"After digging as deep as 30 feet in his back yard, Vinny 'Bada Bing' Manziano, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Vinny has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, New Jersey had already gone wireless."
Just makes me proud to be from New Jersey!!"