Dé Sathairn 24 Samhain 2007

cracailte? b'feidir...

i've paid my moneys and am now an official entrant in the Susitna 100. 100 miles in very sub-freezing temperatures in alaska in february. sounds like a party to me.

potential ways to die during the race:

*trampled/dropkicked by a moose.
*mauled/eaten by a grizzley or black bear.
*mauled/eaten by wolves.
*mauled/eaten by crazy backwoods alaskan.
*fall through the ice and freeze to death before i have time to drown.
*freeze to death on my bike.
*run over by a snowmobile.


any others i'm missing?

5 comments:

Siobhan0124 said...

you could get mauled/eaten by a black bear right here in NJ

sean said...

i hear they're especially aggressive in alaska though. new jersey black bears scream like little girls and run away at first sight of a mountain bike.

Vegancheesesteak said...

I think you forgot the ice dildo.

Andy said...

la ruta wasn't enough abuse for a while?

bring that bottle of percocet with you..along with a flask of wiskey.

sean said...

uuuhhhh, i sorta got bored last week and took all the percocet......

there will definitely be a wee dram of whiskey in each of my waterbottles. mmmmmmmm, cytojack....