i've paid my moneys and am now an official entrant in the Susitna 100. 100 miles in very sub-freezing temperatures in alaska in february. sounds like a party to me.
potential ways to die during the race:
*trampled/dropkicked by a moose.
*mauled/eaten by a grizzley or black bear.
*mauled/eaten by wolves.
*mauled/eaten by crazy backwoods alaskan.
*fall through the ice and freeze to death before i have time to drown.
*freeze to death on my bike.
*run over by a snowmobile.
any others i'm missing?
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you could get mauled/eaten by a black bear right here in NJ
i hear they're especially aggressive in alaska though. new jersey black bears scream like little girls and run away at first sight of a mountain bike.
I think you forgot the ice dildo.
la ruta wasn't enough abuse for a while?
bring that bottle of percocet with you..along with a flask of wiskey.
uuuhhhh, i sorta got bored last week and took all the percocet......
there will definitely be a wee dram of whiskey in each of my waterbottles. mmmmmmmm, cytojack....
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